Chip Storm Pre-Mix
No sugar, no flour, no rubbish. Just wholesome, guilt-free indulgence in every bite. Meet your new vice—where rich dark chocolate chips meet creamy peanut butter and bananas for a muffin that’s as real as your dessert dreams.
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Chip Storm Pre-Mix
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We’ve Killed Sugar. Again.
Rebel Against Rubbish Ingredients.
Desserts You Can Trust.
Taste the Revolution.
Mini Vices, Maximum Flavor.
Desserts just got a whole lot smarter (and cooler). Mini Vices are here to shake up your snack game. We’re talking clean, badass ingredients like oat, almond, and coconut flours—none of that refined sugar or flour nonsense. Sweetened only with fiber-rich, naturally delicious date syrup and maple syrup, these mini muffins deliver indulgence without the baggage.
Oh, and did we mention each mini muffin packs 3 grams of protein? That’s right. Because your snacks should work as hard as you do.
Wholesome. Bold. Irresistible.
Mini Vices aren’t just muffins—they’re your license to indulge. From powering through early meetings to tackling midday energy dips or satisfying those post-workout hunger pangs, these bite-sized delights are your ultimate sidekick for every craving and every moment.
Size is a Mindset
Just because they’re mini doesn’t mean they can’t make a big statement. Clean ingredients. Pure flavor. Zero compromise. These muffins are here to prove healthy snacking can be unapologetically delicious.
FAQs
Please read our FAQs page to find out more.
What’s in the Clean Choco Rebel Muffin?
We don’t believe in secrets—especially when it comes to food. Here’s the full, no-BS ingredient list: Bananas, peanut butter, eggs, dates, vanilla extract, oat flour, milk (just a dash), baking powder, cinnamon, salt, chocolate chips, and a tiny bit of butter for greasing. No sugar, no flour, no preservatives, no lies.
The Bite Breakdown?
This isn’t your average muffin. Every Clean Choco Rebel Muffin is a bite-sized revolution. Here’s what you’re really getting—because we believe dessert shouldn’t lie:
- Calories? ~75 per mini muffin. That’s less than your latte and way more satisfying.
- Protein? 1.8g—tiny but mighty, keeping you fueled and fabulous.
- Fats? 3.5g of healthy, happy fats. Your body says “thank you.”
- Carbs? 8.5g—slow-digesting, natural, and downright delicious.
- Fiber? 1g. Because your gut deserves some love too.
How fresh are the muffins when I get them?
Fresh AF. We bake every few hours so your muffins come straight from the oven to your door. All orders are delivered within 24 hours of baking—because you deserve nothing less than perfection.
How should I store the muffins?
Real ingredients mean real storage instructions:
- 1 Day: Keep them at room temperature (if they even last that long).
- Up to 3 Weeks: Store them in the fridge.
- Up to 3 Months: Freeze them for later indulgence.
When ready to eat, pop them in the microwave for 10-15 seconds to experience the warm, gooey magic all over again.
Can I order for parties, weddings, or events?
Hell yes. We’re here to make your events guilt-free and unforgettable. Email us at order@wholesomevice.com, and our team will help you plan a custom dessert menu that’s as badass as your occasion.
Can I stock your muffins in my retail store?
Absolutely. If you’re ready to bring Wholesome Vice to your customers, we’re ready too. Email us at order@wholesomevice.com, and we’ll get in touch to discuss all the delicious details. Let’s spread the vice far and wide.